Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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