White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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