once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How naked do you want me to be?
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