Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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