Are we in a gay sports bar?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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