I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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