I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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