2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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