You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he fucked my hip out of place.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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