So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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