I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize