all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Randomize