What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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