Kiss
Puke
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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