I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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