Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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