I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This baby is an asshole
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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