great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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