He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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