so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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