There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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