Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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