Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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