We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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