I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Fuck me I smell like cheese
All the doctor said was why
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