How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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