i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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