Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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