Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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