don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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