How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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