What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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