do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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