It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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