I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i think i just lost a toe
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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