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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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