doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
4 words: hood of his car
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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