Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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