that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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