i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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