If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
