Capitaan dildo arrescate!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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