PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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