I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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