Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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