what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i may or may not be watching the land before time
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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