Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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