he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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