Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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