I got chris browned last night
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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