Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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