I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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